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Q: What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
A: “What’s eating you?”
Q: Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!
“My birthday’s coming”
Do you know what I need?”
“Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?”
Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”
Q: “Were any famous men born on your birthday?”
A: “No, only little babies.”
Q: How can you tell that you’re getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
“I’m giving a ‘surprised’ birthday party for you.”
“A ‘surprised’. birthday party? What’s that?”
“That’s where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I’ll be surprised!”
Q: Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
A: Because people kept toasting him!
Q: Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!
Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”
Q: “Were any famous men born on your birthday?”
A: “No, only little babies.”
Q: How can you tell that you’re getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
Q: Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
A: Because people kept toasting him!
Q. What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
A. They were all born on holidays.
Q. What was the average age of a cave man?
A. Stone Age!
Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age!
Q. What party game do rabbits like to play?
A. Musical Hares!
Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. Thanks. I’ll never part with it!
Q. Why was the stationmaster’s son having a cake on a train seat?
A. It was his berth-day.
