Funny Birthday Quotes
Make your dear ones laugh a little on their very special day with these extremely Funny Birthday Quotes. These humorous Birthday Quotes are extremely witty and very very quotable.
Inside every older person is a younger person -
wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier
Of late I appear
To have reached that stage
When people who look old
Who are only my age.
Richard Armour
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s
birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
Euripides
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized
for a crime you have not committed.
Anthony Powell
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday
but never remembers her age ~ Robert Frost
Age is a number and mine is unlisted ~ Anonymous
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who
have the most live the longest ~ Larry Lorenzoni
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood
around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’ ~ Steven Wright
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands
still for a woman of thirty ~ Robert Frost
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad
wing of time ~ Jean Paul Richter
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering
what the hell happened ~ Cora Harvey Armstrong
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative ~ Maurice Chevalier
Call this an unfair generalization if you must,
but old people are no good at everything.
Moe, from the Simpsons
If I’d known I was going to live this long (100 years),
I’d have taken better care of myself.
Ubie Blake
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
C.E.M. Joad
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
J. P. Sears
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Unknown
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best
improve with age ~ C.E.M. Joad
Age is a high price to pay for maturity ~ Tom Stoppard
Be wise with speed. A fool at forty is a fool
indeed ~ Edward Young
Few women admit their age. Few men act
theirs ~ Anonymous
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
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