A husband and wife were getting ready for bed one evening.
“Honey,” the fellow asked, “do you want to have make love tonight?”
“No dear, not tonight,” she replied.
“Is that your final answer?”
“Yes, that is my final answer!”
“In that case,” he said, “may I phone a friend
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Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”
But my wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she’d make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.
